#CNMIMediaFail #SaipanSnooze #EliteEchoChamber #NoProbeParadise #VisaVanishAct #CorruptionCoverup #PacificPuppetPress Oh, the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands – that shimmering speck in the Pacific where federal dollars vanish faster than a tourist's sunburn under a typhoon of tropical denial, and where the local media plays the role of the world's most oblivious lifeguard, dozing off while sharks circle the swimmers. But let's pause for a moment and ask the o